She meets them
on the Internet
and they arrive
at odd hours.
One says he thumbed
from Salina to Joplin
and then walked
the last eighty miles.
When I ask
if he knows
she doesn’t
have legs,
he steps outside
and lights up
an unlucky.
Which one’s Melvin?
she barks from
her wheelchair
as she enters the lobby.
And when he races in
and raises his
trembling hand
she commands him
to follow her
into an elevator.
A burning desire
to meet
the Internet legend
they all say
when I ask
why they are here.
And when I ask
if they know
the Internet legend
has a poor
disposition
and neither arms
nor legs,
they step outside
and light up
unluckies,
or change the subject,
or turn sullen
and slander
the coffee I’ve made
from the finest beans
grown by Juan Valdez
on his plantation
in the most fertile
mountain valley
in all of the jittery
northern Andes.